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Rogue Ranger Panties is rated
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Rated 5 out of
5
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EODROGUE from
Best Ever
So, I have about 20 pair of these, from the Regular Soffe, to my EOD Crab Soffe, and to these. As stated in a previous Review, these are a must have for any person who is Alpha. And what is Alpha you may ask?
Alpha - Any person who betters themselves for themselves, a person who when steps up, everyone sees you for what you are and will eye ball you because they are peanut butter and jealous. And finally, a person who has zero doubts about who they are and what they stand for.
People will gawk, some will say things as you walk by, but what they don't realize is that you are wearing the perfect pair of shorts for any event, Beach, Run, dinner, dancing, you name it.
Buy them, you won't regret it.
Date published: 2016-03-15
Rated 5 out of
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Jesse N from
Best ever
I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to pull these off, but I took a chance and it payed off. Sky's out, thighs out. My neighbors thought I was weird before, but now they know I have some nice legs too. I'm about a 31" waist, and was torn between a medium and small. I thought about it, and figured I was buying them to put on a show. Small it is. Good choice. Fit is great for my runner build, and comfort is top notch. They are really all I want to wear now. I'll be buying more.
Date published: 2016-05-18
Rated 5 out of
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DoYouKnowTheIronMan from
Spartans, prepare for glory!
I'm wearing these as I write this. Just received them today and loved them from the moment I put them on. They are silky smooth, breathable, and comfortable.
I was wondering if they would have netting to contain the man parts, or if I should expect a swift draft and gasps of shock and awe while hitting depth on the squat, but indeed they do have a broad and opaque netting. However, sitting down in them will be troublesome in the face of company. They WILL ride up as high as possible and generate some profound and rather obvious shapes. I would not recommend them for taking the kids to the park, or for grocery shopping, lest bending for those pesky boxes of pasta (on sale waaaay down on the bottom shelf) realize the great squat debacle your imagination feared earlier on in the day.
Somewhere between sheer manly confidence and a complete lack of shame lie these wondrous pieces of fabric. I approve. Onward!
Date published: 2017-06-15
Rated 5 out of
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BreckMA from
Silkies are not for the faint of heart.
If you are NOT a savage, skip over this review and these shorts. Go buy something longer that will hide your estrogen easier. If you ARE a savage, please continue...
SAVAGES... Buy 5 pairs of these shorts and here is why...
You are going to need a pair for the gym, a pair for the grocery store, a pair for every job interview you will ever go to, and 2 pairs for the throngs of fine, fine, fine women who are going to hurl their bodies at you like beautiful moths throwing themselves at a bug zapper.
These are the same shorts worn by General George Washington as he crossed the Delaware in the dead of winter to send the British troops stationed at Trenton back to their maker.
These are the same shorts Buzz Aldrin wore when he fought the aliens on the moon and loosened the shackles that had been binding the Moon People for over 16,000 years.
These shorts are proven to increase testosterone by 43 percent, make your chest and facial hair thicker, and they are guaranteed to attract the desire of the female alpha at your gym. Don't take my word for it, buy a pair and see for yourself.
Beta males need not apply.
Date published: 2015-12-17
Rated 5 out of
5
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Dirk Diggler from
Seshual Tyrannosaurus
In an attempt to find a natural test booster, I came across these lady killers. Greatest shorts of all time! The only thing that feels better than getting out of a duty belt and body armor is wearing Ranger Panties during all off-hours.
I bought one pair to test the size, which was in such with the size chart, for a change. I'll be order a few more after I finish writing this review.
Date published: 2017-02-24
Rated 5 out of
5
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JRyD from
Unbelievably Awesome
These shorts are unreal. I wish I would have bought 3 more pair. The comfort is unlike any pair of shorts you will put on. Range of motion is off the chart and the feel of the breeze bouncing off your upper thigh is something not everyone has had the pleasure of enjoying - I know I hadn't. Buyer beware - that haters will try and stop you from wearing them. They'll say "your thighs are pale as F***, its disgusting," and your wife will tell you "Those are shorter than mine," (she's 5'5'', I'm 6'2''), maybe even "please stop wearing those, they're too much for me." But you have GOT to push on. Don't quit, don't let the hate win. This day and age, too many people try to draw a line in the sand and ask you to choose a side - choose these, choose yourself. Perfect for leg day and sleeping in. People will notice. People will freak out. It is because they are scared - more people need to wear these and realize there is nothing to be ashamed of when showing basically every part of your man-leg.
In all honesty, they are so short that I actually haven't sacked up enough courage to wear them outside my open garage out of fear of what the neighbors might think. That is my own personal battle that I hope to conquer in the near future, though.
In summation:
Great feel. Perfect for workouts. Perfect for sleep. Great range of motion and freedom. Provide mental workout in regards to conquering inner fears based around public showings of pasty and (*maybe) under-sized thighs. Ranger Up, Dudes!
Date published: 2018-08-02
Rated 5 out of
5
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ckerr636 from
Free as a bird.
Ordered these on a whim, and let me tell you..... they are everything I was expecting. Super short. Super light and suitable for every occasion. Running, heavy lifting, the beach, court dates, church.......
Date published: 2018-08-19
Rated 5 out of
5
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CDCF from
Short Shorts
These things are tiny, and with a name that includes the word "panties", you better expect that. For everyone saying they squat in them, I'm hoping (for all the onlookers at your gym) that you've got a set of tights on underneath.
Date published: 2015-11-23
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